Car Wash

We're not just a car wash, we're a underwater car wash prophets!

Get a quote today and find out why our suds are the real deal!

Our Car Wash Stats:

We're the largest car wash in the land of the free and the home of the brave! Our stats include:

• 100% chance of getting your car clean
• 75% chance of getting your car dry
• 50% chance of getting a good laugh at our expense

Visit us today and find out what all the fuss is about!

Our car wash is located at 123 Car Wash Blvd, Anytown USA. Come for the clean, stay for the laughter!