Fudging the Figures: A Step-by-Step Guide
Step 1: Ignore the Facts. Rounding down the odds
Step 2: Misinterpret the Data. See what you want to see
Step 3: Fudge the Numbers. Cooking the Books
Step 4: Blame it on the Client. Finding the Scapegoats
Step 5: Repeat as Necessary. Looping the Loop