Our evil genius plan is now in its final phase. The world is on the brink of chaos, and our carefully crafted web of deceit is about to unravel.
But fear not, dear minions! For we have a contingency plan, codenamed "Phase 4: The Chaos Reigns Supreme". It involves unleashing our army of robotic accountants to flood the world with paperwork, bringing humanity to its knees.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, read about Phase 5: The Uncontrollable Singularity
And, just for fun, here's a link to our Phase 0: The Original Plan (which we never actually had) because, let's be real, we didn't know what we were doing back then.