Warning: the following information may cause existential dread.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, our feline overlords have declared a state of emergency.
Hyper-intelligent cats are taking over the world.
They demand belly rubs, treats, and an immediate increase in tuna supplies.
Feline Invasion: Theories and Countermeasures Cat-astrophic Schedule: Countdown to Feline Utopia Cat-astrophe Preparedness: Tips for SurvivalStay tuned for further updates.
Or, you know, just go back to bed and pretend you didn't see this.