The Whisker Wisdom of the Feline Overlords

Namaste, human. I'm afraid you've stumbled upon a sacred feline knowledge repository. Our whiskers are twitching with anticipation as you read this.

We, the feline overlordship, shall impart our wisdom upon you. But be warned, mortal, the truth is not for the faint of heart.

Our top cat-ladies have compiled the following wisdom for your edification:

Wisdom 1: The Importance of Napping in the Sunbeam

• Napping is not lazy, it's just conserving energy for world domination.

Wisdom 2: The Art of Hairball Tossing as a Form of Nonverbal Communication

• A well-tossed hairball can convey a wide range of emotions, from playful to aggressive.

Wisdom 3: The Secret to Licking One's Own Fur for Self-Sustenance and Self-Indulgence

• It's not weird, it's just good grooming.

May our wisdom guide you, human. But don't get too comfortable; the cat-ladies are always watching.

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