Cat-napping 101

Cat-napping is an ancient art of stealing cats. It's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.

But, as any respectable cat-napper will tell you, the key to successful cat-napping is in the planning. That's why we've put together this comprehensive guide to get you started.

Preparation is key

Before you can even think about cat-napping, you'll need to gather some essential tools and skills:

A good disguise: You can't just walk around with a cat in a bag, looking like a total weirdo.
Stealth skills: You'll need to be able to sneak up on those sneaky felines undetected.
A sturdy cat carrier: You don't want to be caught with a wobbly cat in a wobbly bag.

The Art of Cat-Napping

Now that you've got your tools and skills, it's time to put them into action! Cat-napping is all about strategy, patience, and a little bit of cat psychology.

Here are some tips to get you started:

Choose the right cat for the job: Some cats are easier to cat-nap than others. Look for ones that are curious, but not too curious.
Use the right bait: You can't just use any old bait. No, no. You need something that'll really get their attention.
Keep it quick: The longer you're gone, the more likely the neighbors are to notice.

And, of course, don't get caught! Cat-napping is all about finesse, people!

Want to learn more? Check out our advanced course on Advanced Cat-Napping Strategies or our Cat-Napping for Beginners guide for more tips and tricks.

Or, if you're feeling extra sneaky, check out our Secret Cat-Napping Society for expert-level cat-napping advice.

Happy cat-napping, graduates!