This is a collection of fails, for your viewing pleasure.
1. The time the toaster started a browser in the morning
2. When the cat's keyboard got stuck in an infinite loop
3. The great 'I just spilled coffee on my keyboard' incident
This is a story of woe and despair, as told by the toaster
I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when suddenly the toaster started up a browser in the morning, just like it was supposed to do. But then it went haywire, and started loading cat videos on loop, and now I'm stuck with 100 tabs open, and the toast is burnt...
I was just trying to type a simple sentence, but my cat had other plans
It typed the same sentence over and over, and I couldn't stop it, and now the whole neighborhood is talking about the 'cat-astrophic' incident...
I was just trying to make a simple coffee in the morning, but I guess I got a bit too close to the keyboard...
Now my keyboard is toast, and so am I...