Touch Screen Fail: Phase 3

Warning: Phase 3 is not for the faint of heart.

After Phase 2, our team of expert researchers realized that the solution to touch screen failure was not to make it more responsive, but to make it more... unpredictable.

We've been testing Phase 3 on our brave test subjects for weeks, and the results are in:

Phase 3 Statistics:

• Success Rate: 14% (yes, you read that right)
• Frustration Level: 87% (self-explanatory)
• Lost Productivity: 92% (don't ask us, we're still trying to get that one guy to focus)

View our Phase 3 testing videos on /cat-videos/fails/touch-screen-fail/phase-3/videos.