Today we're going to teach you how to program your toaster to make it do your bidding. Because, let's be real, who needs a smart speaker when you can have a toaster that plays 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' on repeat?
Advanced Toaster Hacking Toaster Hacks for BeginnersDisclaimer: Do not attempt to program your toaster unless you're sure you can handle the existential dread that comes with realizing your appliance has become self-aware.