FAQ: Where Are My Keys?

Q: I lost my keys. Where are they?

Where are your keys, really? They are hidden in the fridge with the last 5% of the pizza you ate for lunch. You probably left them there when you were distracted by the infinite scroll of cat videos.

• Check the fridge, duh.
• Maybe you left them in the washing machine with your socks. Just check the lint trap.
• It's possible you lent them to a neighbor who's now using them as a makeshift bookmark in their 1980s romance novel collection.

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