It's a common problem, but not one we're at liberty to discuss. Our experts have been investigating reports of feline cybercrime and have found that your cat's motives are twofold.
- 1. They want to access your Netflix account.
- 2. They're secretly building an AI-powered cat army.
- 3. They're trying to cover up evidence of their late-night gaming sessions.
- 4. They're seeking revenge for being woken up at 3 am for feeding.
Don't worry, we have some purr-ocautions to help you protect your system.
- Install FelineShield: our recommended security suite for the discerning cat owner.
- Lock down your keyboard with our custom cat-proofing kit.
If you suspect a cat of hacking, contact us immediately. But don't worry, we have an emergency hotline for cat-related crises: 1-800-MEOW-NOW