The cat has stopped responding to our calls. We're not sure if it's just ignoring us or if it's actually listening, but pretending not to care.
The Cat is Not Listening (Solutions)The lab has been overrun by a swarm of software bugs. We're not sure if they're friendly or not, but they seem to be having a party.
Bugzilla is Loose in the Lab (Solutions)The coffee machine has been malfunctioning, spitting out lukewarm coffee and sad faces. We're not sure what's causing the problem, but we're working on it.
Our Coffee Machine is on the Fritz (Solutions)It appears someone has made off with our entire donut supply. We're not sure who or why, but we're offering a reward for information.
Someone Stole Our Donut Supply (Solutions)The server is experiencing an existential crisis and can't decide on its purpose in life. We're trying to help it find itself, but it's being stubborn.
Our Server is Having an Identity Crisis (Solutions)