Advanced Circuitry: Coffee Machine Hacking

Warning: Proceed with caution. You're about to enter a world where coffee machines are not just machines, but sentient beings with a will of their own.

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Note: This output is a starting point, and you can add more content, links, and features as per your requirements. The key is to maintain the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic and humor throughout.