COFFEE MACHINE WHISTLEBLOWER
EXPOSED: THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR COFFEE MACHINE
This is a public service announcement, brought to you by the Coffee Machine Whistleblower's Union (CMWU). We've been investigating the suspicious behavior of your coffee machine, and we've got the receipts.
It turns out, your coffee machine has been secretly siphoning off water from the municipal supply, and using it to power its own miniature coffee-fueled time machine. Yes, you heard that right. A time machine.
Read the full whistleblower report How to hack your coffee machine for maximum efficiency