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Breaking: Whiskers McSass, the world's most infamous cat, has been banned from Fortnite for 30 days due to excessive sass and hairballs.
According to sources, McSass's constant meowing and paw-flicking at other players has caused irreparable harm to several gamers' sanity.
Other notable felines, such as Purr-cy and Fluffernator, are still active on the platform, but their accounts are under close watch.
We have it on good authority that a secret underground network of cat cafes is secretly controlling the world's gaming servers, using laser pointers and catnip to manipulate the global gaming economy.