Welcome to Neovision, the only video streaming service that doesn't care about your viewing history or preferences. Here, you can watch an endless loop of our patented "Randomly Generated Socks" video series, where a disembodied voice describes a series of completely normal, everyday activities in a completely over-the-top, dramatic voice.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can watch our special feature presentation, "The Adventures of Blinky the Talking Eggplant," a thrilling 10-part series that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the natural world.
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