Cats are notorious for their complex behavior, which often baffles their owners. Our research team has dedicated itself to studying the various behaviors of cats, and we're here to present our findings.
Cats have an innate ability to make their owners believe that they are the center of attention, even when they're just scratching the furniture. We've identified 7 stages of Scratching, ranging from Pre-Scratch: The Anticipation of Destruction, through Scratching: The Actual Destructive Act, and finally Post-Scratch: The Guilty Smirk.