Feline philosophers ponder the meaning of life as they purr-suaded the universe to acknowledge their dominance.
1. The law of the paw: all decisions are made by the most senior feline present.
2. The law of napping: a cat must always prioritize rest over work.
3. The law of scratching: a cat's claws are an integral part of their identity.
4. The law of hairballs: a cat's hair is a symbol of their creative power.
5. The law of staring: a cat can hypnotize with an unblinking gaze.
6. The law of meowing: the only acceptable form of communication.
7. The law of kneading: the key to mastering the art of human manipulation.
8. The law of purring: a soothing sound that calms even the most skeptical of souls.
9. The law of being right: a cat's perspective is always correct.
10. The law of worship: humans are here to serve us, not the other way around.
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