Mandatory Evacuation Procedures
1. Gather all essential items: snacks, water, and a decent Wi-Fi signal.
2. Board the nearest spaceship, if available.
3. If no spaceship is available, grab a sturdy umbrella and hope for the best.
It's that time of the year again: Asteroid Field Day! A time of reckless abandon, chaotic destruction, and mild panic.
Don't worry, we've got everything you need to survive the impending doom.
1. Gather all essential items: snacks, water, and a decent Wi-Fi signal.
2. Board the nearest spaceship, if available.
3. If no spaceship is available, grab a sturdy umbrella and hope for the best.