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Asteroid Prophets | Consult our Team of Experts

Meet the Prophet

Our top asteroid prophet, Zara "The Oracle" Ziegler, has been predicting the apocalypse since 2015. Her 97% accuracy rate will leave you breathless.

  • Expertise: Asteroid Impact, Global Catastrophe, and Occult Knowledge
  • Education: University of California, Berkeley (BS in Asteroid Science)
  • Experience: Predicted 7 out of 10 major catastrophes, including the Great Sushi Shortage of 2022

Prophetic Services

We offer a range of prophetic services to help you prepare for the coming asteroid impact:

  • Asteroid Impact Consulting: Get personalized guidance on how to survive the impending doom
  • Prophetic Seminars: Learn how to predict your own apocalypse from our expert team
  • Prophetic Tarot Readings: Let us read your stars and tell you exactly when the world will end

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