Productivity Paranoia

Welcome to the world of Catastrophic Productivity, where every decision is a ticking time bomb of efficiency.

Here, the line between work and anxiety is blurred beyond recognition. Every task is a potential disaster waiting to happen.

Our expert team of productivity consultants have carefully crafted a series of guides to help you navigate this treacherous landscape:

• Making a To-Do List that Will Definitely Not Drive You Mad
• Using the Pomodoro Technique to Curse Yourself with Regular Breaks
• Turning Your Home into a Productivity Nightmare with Our Expert Consultants

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our 5S Technique: a surefire way to guarantee you'll be constantly stressed and never satisfied.

We hope you enjoy your journey into the heart of Catastrophic Productivity!