Here are some advanced techniques to help you achieve the perfect state of inactivity.
Also known as "Binge Watching and Gaming Simultaneously", this technique involves watching an entire season of your favorite show while playing the same game for hours on end. The key is to maintain a 50/50 split between the two activities, ensuring maximum entertainment value and minimal productivity.
This technique involves creating an elaborate facade of productivity by keeping your computer screen open to a spreadsheet filled with fake data. The goal is to convince yourself and others that you're actually working hard, while secretly playing Solitaire or browsing memes.
Napping is an art form, really. The goal is to find that perfect balance between rest and restlessness, allowing you to recharge without actually accomplishing anything. Think of it as a form of meditation, but without the meditation.