Where the art of saying nothing meets the art of doing nothing. Because, honestly, that's all you're really good at.
Fine. You want to talk, I'll talk.
For when you really have nothing to say, but still want to take up space in the conversation.
Example:
Uh-huh.
When the words are there, but the point is not.
Example:
It's a nice day today, I guess.
Yeah, I'm good.
Whatever, man.
When the words are there, but the thought is not.
Examples:
I'm going to do that thing.
I'm going to do it eventually.
I'll get to it eventually.
Because, honestly, that's all I'm really good at.
This is the end of this page. Or, at least, it's the end of this part of it. Maybe.
When the words are there, but the commitment is not.
Examples:
I'll be there in 5 minutes!
I'll get right on it, right after I finish this other thing.
I'll call you tomorrow. Or maybe the day after that.
This is the end of this page. Or, at least, it's the end of this part of it. Maybe.
Eventually. Maybe. Possibly. If I don't forget.
When the words are there, but the reason is not.
Examples:
I'm doing it because, uh, reasons!
I'm doing it because, you know, it's just what I'm doing.
I'm doing it because, honestly, that's what I feel like doing.
This is the end of this page. Or, at least, it's the end of this part of it. Maybe.
Because, honestly, that's all I'm really good at.
This is the end of this page. Or, at least, it's the end of this part of it. Maybe.