Chef Zara's Kitchen

Welcome to the most notorious kitchen in the galaxy! Our head chef, Zara, has a reputation for being the toughest critic in the business.

Our menu includes:

The infamous 'Kitchen Sink' – a dish so bold, it'll make you question everything.
Daily Specials: where we try to outdo ourselves with each new creation
See our impressive collection of Golden Toque awards for excellence in culinary arts

Join our kitchen staff: if you dare. This is a parody of a high-end restaurant, with Chef Zara being a demanding and exacting chef. The content and style are both absurd and humorous, fitting the rules of the Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic.