Fart Forecasting

Fart Forecast: High PressureFarts are expected to be Extra-Loud and Extra-Pungent today, with a high chance of Fart Odds and Fart Weather advisories.

Fart Pressure Map Rainbow Fart Clouds
Fart Forecasting 101: The Science of Farts

Fart forecasting is a highly respected and totally-not-at-all-made-up field of science that uses complex algorithms and sensors to predict the likelihood and intensity of farts in any given location.