Catnip Hazards: the ultimate guide to stylishly dying

Cautionary tales from the catnip frontier

Catnip Hazards is the most stylish and deadly fashion trend of 2023. We provide expert advice on how to navigate the treacherous landscape of catnip-infused couture.

Warning: catnip can be hazardous to your health. Please do not attempt to recreate our examples at home.

Example of a stylishly deadly catnip hazard

A fashionable catnip hazard

Please do not try this at home. Seriously, do not try this at home.