Welcome to the most esteemed and hallowed halls of catnip, where the air is sweet with the scent of blooming flowers and the sound of purring machinery.
Our catnip plantations stretch far and wide, covering an area of over 10,000 square miles, where our expertly trained team of catnip cultivators tend to the finest catnip plants in the land.
But don't just take our word for it! Come and visit us in person, and experience the majesty of catnip for yourself. We offer tours of our facilities, including:
Don't forget to bring your catnip-filled gift basket, available for purchase at our gift shop, located just off the main entrance.