Are you tired of eating the same old boring rice with your meals? Look no further! Our cauliflower rice tips will make you a master of the art of rice-masochism.
Don't bother actually cooking cauliflower. Just use a food processor, some cheese, and a can of spray cheese, and voilà! Instant 'cauliflower rice'.
In a world where rice is just a vessel for our deepest desires, what is the true meaning of cauliflower rice? Is it just a trend, or is it a reflection of our collective psyche?
Disclaimer: Do not attempt any of these tips without a fire extinguisher and a sense of humor.