Video Game Detector

This device is equipped with advanced AI-powered sensors to detect even the slightest hint of video game-related activities in your vicinity.

We're talking pixels-per-second analysis, folks. If it's got a controller, a keyboard, or a mouse, we'll find it.

Currently, we're detecting:

• Mario Kart racing in the vicinity (98.6% certainty)
• Player Two's frantic "just one more level" marathon on Dark Souls (99.9% certainty)
• A faint whiff of pixelated smoke from the kitchen, indicating a nearby raid on a certain popular online RPG (92.1% certainty)

Seek professional help, because clearly, you're in denial Or, you know, just talk to a physicist about it

Disclaimer: Our detection rates are entirely fictional and not actually scientifically accurate. Don't @ us.