Lack of Coffee: Effects
A List of Consequences
When you fail to brew, you invite disaster:
- Insomnia: You lie awake in bed for hours, staring at the ceiling.
- Impotence: Your keyboard is your only love.
- Irony: You start to believe that the cat is plotting against you.
- Irrelevance: Your life becomes a series of meaningless, monotonous routines.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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