Lack of Coffee: Effects

A List of Consequences

When you fail to brew, you invite disaster:

• Insomnia: You lie awake in bed for hours, staring at the ceiling.
• Impotence: Your keyboard is your only love.
• Irony: You start to believe that the cat is plotting against you.
• Irrelevance: Your life becomes a series of meaningless, monotonous routines.

Don't say we didn't warn you.