Caffeine Deficiency: Examples

Here are some examples of how lack of coffee affects people in our great nation.

Coffee Shop Owner

John, owner of "The Daily Grind", was so devoid of coffee that he couldn't even muster the energy to turn on the lights.

The lack of coffee led to an 80% drop in student's exam scores. Not that we're saying that was the only problem.

It's a well-known fact that our mayor's lack of coffee resulted in a 3-minute long, incomprehensible speech.