Phantom Fragmentation Syndrome

Symptoms

• Frequent disconnections from reality
• Difficulty maintaining a coherent sense of self
• Unexplained fragmentation of thoughts and emotions
• Increased reliance on sarcasm as a coping mechanism

Treatment

• Consult a specialist in Phantom Fragmentation Syndrome
• Avoid engaging with reality whenever possible
• Practice mindfulness, but not too much
• Develop a strong sense of humor

Causes

• Exposure to too many cat videos
• Prolonged periods of boredom
• Unfulfilled expectations
• Too much time spent on social media

Related Conditions

• Existential Dread
• Phantom Limb Syndrome
• Temporal Displacement

Subtopics

• The Role of Cat Videos in PFS
• Mindfulness in the Face of Fragmentation
• Unfulfilled Expectations as a Contributing Factor

Remember, PFS is a serious condition, but not too serious.