The Unapologetically Vapid Levels of Cleverness

Proceed to Level 4, where you'll be forced to read an essay on the importance of proper grammar | Or, if you're feeling particularly dim, return to Level 2, where we'll reexplain everything in crayon boxes

Level 3: The pinnacle of pseudo-intellectual posturing, where you'll learn to wax poetic about the meaninglessness of existence while sipping a latte.

Required Reading:

Chapter 1: The Art of Pretentious Nihilism | Chapter 2: The Futility of Human Connection | Chapter 3: The Agony of Self-Discovery

Recommended Reading:

The Inconvenience of Being a Human | The Unnecessarily Elaborate Art of Procrastination