CEILING CRAWLERS 101: ENTRANCE PORTAL

Welcome, novice ceiling crawlers! Congratulations on finding this entry point, the first of its kind.

Before you begin, familiarize yourself with the Basics of Ceiling Crawlerism.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, jump straight into the Challenge Zone.

Remember: Always wear your thinking cap, but never forget to duck.

Safety Tips for Aspiring Ceiling Crawlers

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