Our Gear
Welcome to Our Gear, where we take the most basic, the most mundane, the most utterly useless things in the world and make them into the most absurd, most over-the-top, most completely bewildering gear imaginable.
Featured Gear
1. The Ultimate Ceiling Crawler 9000
This is it. This is the one. The ultimate ceiling crawler. With 1000 feet of cable, 500 pounds of steel, and a 3000 watt motor, you'll be crawling across that ceiling in no time.
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This isn't just any ordinary air pump. No sir. This is a pump of such immense power that it'll inflate anything from balloons to small children's lungs. Be careful.
Learn More3. The Disco-Matic 2000
Disco ball, check. Mirror ball, check. Now add some flashing lights, a fog machine, and a really bad haircut, and you've got yourself the ultimate party machine.
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