Ceiling Crawler Operations Manual
Chapter 1: Basic Crawler Functionality
Warning: Ceiling Crawlers are not toys. They are highly trained, highly motivated individuals who have dedicated their lives to the art of ceiling exploration.
Each Ceiling Crawler is equipped with:
- A sturdy pair of hands for gripping and grasping
- A keen sense of spatial awareness for navigating tight spaces
- A highly developed sense of smell for tracking down dust bunnies
For optimal performance, Ceiling Crawlers should be:
- Maintained in a clean and well-ventilated environment
- Provided with regular access to ceiling tiles and drop cloths
- Allowed to take regular breaks to stretch and re-caffeinate
Hyperlinks:
Advanced Ceiling Crawler Techniques