Ceiling Crawler Operations Manual

Chapter 1: Basic Crawler Functionality

Warning: Ceiling Crawlers are not toys. They are highly trained, highly motivated individuals who have dedicated their lives to the art of ceiling exploration.

Each Ceiling Crawler is equipped with:

• A sturdy pair of hands for gripping and grasping
• A keen sense of spatial awareness for navigating tight spaces
• A highly developed sense of smell for tracking down dust bunnies

For optimal performance, Ceiling Crawlers should be:

• Maintained in a clean and well-ventilated environment
• Provided with regular access to ceiling tiles and drop cloths
• Allowed to take regular breaks to stretch and re-caffeinate

Hyperlinks:

Advanced Ceiling Crawler Techniques