CEILING CRAWLERS GONE WRONG

Welcome, brave explorer, to the Ceiling Crawler's Worst Nightmare.

It's not just a crawl, it's a catastrophe!

Our team of highly-trained ceiling crawlers have malfunctioned, and now:

• They're stuck in the rafters.
• They're refusing to descend.
• The office coffee machine has been destroyed.
• The CEO is on the warpath.

Don't worry, we're working on it.

For updates, check our subpage: Updates

Or, if you're feeling brave, try the Crawlers' Union for more information.

Or, if you're just here for the free food, check out our Crawlers' Cafe for some mediocre sandwiches.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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