Lunar Contract: A Ceiling Crawler's Guide to Moonlight

By the power vested in me, I, a Ceiling Crawler, do hereby declare that I shall crawl upon this celestial body for the following reasons:

1. To find the perfect lunar sunset spot, preferably with a view of the Earth from a safe and stable height.
2. To negotiate a better rate with our terrestrial overlords for a steady supply of space dust and rare minerals.
3. To establish a network of clandestine lunar bunkers for emergency situations, such as an unexpected solar flare.

Current Contract Status:

Crawling: 30% complete

Time remaining: 427 years, 3 days, 14 hours

Current Location: The Moon's Dark Side

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