Ceiling Crawler's Union: Where the Sky's the Limit!

Join us, brave adventurers prophets of doom, in our quest for... well, more ceiling crawling!

As a proud member of the Ceiling Crawler's Union, you'll have access to:

• Ceiling Prophets - We'll teach you how to see the world from new heights!
• Ceiling Safety Netting - We'll show you how to catch those pesky ceiling fans!
• Ceiling Crawler's Syndrome - Don't worry, it's not a real thing (or is it?)

So, what are you waiting for? Apply Now and join our merry band of ceiling crawlers!