Q: Will ceiling crawling give me a hernia?
A: Only if you insist on wearing a bright pink jumpsuit and attempting to climb the ceiling with a 50-pound backpack full of cheese.
Q: Can I really expect to get brain damage from ceiling fans?
A: No, but you might experience temporary insanity from staring at the fan's spinning blades for too long. Prolonged exposure can lead to a condition known as "Fan-induced Frenzy Syndrome" or FIFS for short.
Q: Will my ceiling crawling activities lead to spelunking?
A: Spelunking is actually the act of exploring abandoned or neglected spaces. As a seasoned ceiling crawler, you're already well on your way to becoming a spelunker. Just don't expect us to bail you out when you get lost in the ductwork.
Spelunking Tips