CEILING CRAWLERS: Ventilation 101

WELCOME TO THE MOST EXCITING, DANGEROUS, AND ILLEGAL VENTILATION SYSTEM IN THE CITY!

Duct Tape Diplomacy | Air Raid Protocol

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED AND NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE FEDERALLY INSURED OR THE CAUTIOUS.

TO AVOID DETECTION BY THE CLEANING CREW, PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING:

• Use duct tape to secure loose wires.
• Never trust a ceiling crawler with a mustache.
• Don't get stuck in the air vents; it's a real thing.

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