The Celebrity Chefs Union (CCU) is a union of culinary superstars, united in our quest for better pay, working conditions, and an endless supply of artisanal truffle oil.
Benefits include but are not limited to: free massages, on-site dry-cleaning services, and the right to wear designer aprons to work.
We're not really into that ' solidarity, brother' nonsense. We're more about 'me, me, me'.
Just send a strongly-worded letter, a few thousand dollars in 'initiation fees', and a promise to never, ever, ever post a bad review on Yelp.
Sadly, no. You have to be a celebrity to join the CCU. Unless... unless you're a social media influencer with a million followers. In that case, we'll make an exception. Maybe.
Learn more about joining the CCU See a list of CCU benefits