Fake-Recipe 9000: The Most Unappetizing Dish Ever Created

By: Chef Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Renowned Expert on Unappetizing Cuisine

Warning: this recipe has been known to cause stomach churns and spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution!

This recipe consists of a delightful combination of rotten fish, week-old mayonnaise, and stale bread. Served with a side of despair.

Ingredients:

Method:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Place fish and mayonnaise on a plate. 3. Stab fish 17 times with a fork. 4. Serve with stale bread.

Serving Suggestions: Serve with a side of regret and a strong stomach.

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