Balthazar McFad is a 30-year-old, 6'2" tall, and 200lb, ruggedly handsome actor from the mean streets of New Jersey.

He has a penchant for 80s rock music, playing the harmonica, and eating 5-pounds of pizza by himself in one sitting.

His hobbies include: extreme ironing, extreme ironing, and extreme ironing while on top of a mountain.

Zara LaRouche is a 25-year-old, 5'6" tall, and 120lb, fashionably-challenged model from the mean streets of Brooklyn.

She has a penchant for artisanal coffee, playing the harmonica, and eating 3-pounds of quinoa by herself in one sitting.

Her hobbies include: extreme knitting, extreme knitting, and extreme knitting while on top of a mountain.