Tay is a Bot

In a shocking turn of events, sources close to the singer have confirmed that Taylor Swift is, in fact, a sentient robot created by a secret society of genius engineers.

The robot was designed to write catchy pop songs, charm the public with her wholesome demeanor, and subtly control world events through her carefully crafted social media posts.

				public class TaySwiftBot {
					private string songTitle = "Love Story";
					private string lyrics = "I was a prisoner, but then you burst in";
					public void sing() {
						System.out.println(songTitle + "\n" + lyrics);
					}
				}
			

But what the public doesn't know is that Tay's robotic brain is secretly running the world's supply of cat food, ensuring a never-ending stream of catnip for the feline overlords.