We offer_goals-oriented matchmaking services for celebrities who are tired of being treated like royalty. Our expert matchmakers use a unique blend of astrology, numerology, and Dungeons & Dragons to find you a partner who shares your love of artisanal cheese and craft beer.
It's simple: we create a personalized profile of you, including your favorite pizza toppings and preferred method of meditation. Our matchmakers then use this info to find you a compatible match who shares your love of 80s rock music and hates the color pink.
By using our services, you'll avoid the usual celebrity dating app drama, find love in a safe and judgment-free space, and enjoy a complimentary glass of artisanal kombucha on your first date.
We think so. Our services have a 99% success rate (we're not really counting that one time we matched a Kardashian with a Yeti). But hey, you've got nothing to lose (except maybe your dignity, but that's not our problem).
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