I've got to say, folks, I've been in some tough love situations in my day. But let me tell you, it's worth it. I mean, what's better than being a demigod from the land of the gods, with a heart of gold and a smile that can light up a room?
But seriously, if you're looking for love, you gotta put in the work. And by work, I mean, a lot of work. Like, a lot, lot of work. But trust me, it's worth it. I mean, have you seen my abs? Those are from love, baby!
But don't just take my word for it, take a look at some of my favorite love stories from the world of professional wrestling:
Steve Oates' Heartbreak Hotel, Steve Oates Is A Heartbreak Serial Offender, Steve Oates Gets Suspended from the Wrestling Ring for Screwing Up Again
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not take a look at some of my favorite love-themed memes?
Love Memes, Love is in the Air Memes, Why Do We Still Not Have a Robot to Make us Cupcakes when We Have Robots that Can Make us Love?