We're trying something new here. Our experimental participants are a mix of humans and non-humans. They're all trying to find their perfect match, but it's not going well. Like, at all.
Subject A: A Robot Who Hates Humans - A cyborg with a bad attitude and a penchant for breaking things. He's looking for someone who can understand him, but he's not sure that's possible.
Celebrity Cat Lady 9000 - A cat lady who's also a celebrity. She's looking for someone who can appreciate her extensive collection of antique teacups. She's not picky, but she's not desperate either.
AI-Generated Stand-Up Comedian - A comedian who's been programmed to be funny, but isn't quite sure why. He's looking for someone who can appreciate his jokes, but can also explain to him why they're funny.