Why You're Not Getting It Right, Honey
Listen, I've seen it all, from the cringe-worthy Tinder bio to the catastrophic first date at a Olive Garden. Let me tell you, I've got some tough love for you:
- Stop trying to "accidentally" on purpose, it's not a thing.
- Dress like you're a functioning adult, not like you just rolled out of a dumpster.
- For the love of all things sane, learn to make eye contact without checking your phone.
That's right, folks, follow these tips and you'll be well on your way to finding true love. Or, at the very least, not getting catfished by a 22-year-old who thinks they're a 35-year-old "influencer".
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