George's Regrettable Romps

Dating Mistakes

George Clooney here. I've had my fair share of romps, and by "romps" I mean "disastrous, relationship-ending catastrophes." Here are some of the worst:

Forgetting the name of my girlfriend's cat. It was "Mittens." I swear.
Telling my girlfriend I loved her, then immediately getting drunk and yelling at her to leave.
Accidentally marrying a woman who looked exactly like my ex.

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Disclaimer: Do not attempt to emulate George's dating style. It will end in tears.

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